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The Hide
The Hide (2008)

IMDB rating: 6.60

Plot: On the windswept Suffolk mudflats creaks a bird-hide, inside which hovers Roy Tunt, a prematurely aged, mildly obsessive-compulsive birder. With one more sighting – the elusive sociable plover – he will have ‘twitched’ the entire British List. Tunt has his shortwave radio, packed-lunch and a portrait of his ex-wife Sandra for company. Suddenly, in the midst of a conversation with Sandra’s portrait, the hide door blows open and a bedraggled stranger – unshaven, edgy and bloodied introduces himself as Dave John, a fugitive from the storm. After a tense introduction, the two men discover that they have a good deal in common, sharing sandwiches, tea and personal exchanges which are frank, poignant and often funny. As the two men begin to form a close bond news of a police manhunt sets them both on edge driving their fragile relationship to a tragic conclusion.

here i find movie The Hide cheap

Directors: Losey Marek

Actors: Macqueen Alex,Campbell Phil,Thriller,

I like this boy named Christopher. Does he like me back?
He calls me names and hits me sometimes. After he does this though, he gives me a kiss and everything seems better. Sometimes he’s sweet and takes me to Sonic on dates (even if he makes me pay most of the time!). He is SO cute with his battle-axe earring.

When I look into his eyes, I can’t tell if he loves me or not. Is he hiding his true feelings or is just his glass-eye?


id say he likes you
scena | Feb 07, 2010


He likes you
RJ & Kristin B | Feb 07, 2010


he loves you. like is an understatement.
Hitman | Feb 07, 2010

Antz
Antz (1998)

IMDB rating: 6.90

Plot: Z is just another ant in a colony of millions, striving for individuality. He falls in love with Princess Bala, and convinces his Warrior ant friend Weaver to switch places with him for a day, so that he can see Princess Bala once again. The outcome of this throws Z into a bigger adventure than he ever dreamed possible…

Directors: Darnell Eric

Actors: Allen Woody,Aykroyd Dan,Glover Danny,Hackman Gene,Mahoney John,Mazursky Paul,Shaud Grant,Stallone Sylvester,Walken Christopher,Cummings Jim,Adventure,Animation,Comedy,Fantasy,Family,

are Antz and Mikl from brokencyde brothers?
mikl said thank you to antz in the thank you thingy in the back of there album cover. and he said thanks for playing on stage with your big brother or something. so are they brothers? and if you are a brokencyde hater please don’t answer


i love that band there one of my faves but no i dont think there related lol im sorry i couldnt answer your question but i love them lol
Erika | Aug 19, 2009

Red Eye
Red Eye (2005)

IMDB rating: 6.60

Plot: Red Eye tells the story of a young hotel manager Lisa Reisert who after attending the funeral of her grandmother is on her way back to Miami to make it in time for work the next day. She takes the much delayed Red Eye flight of Fresh Air where she meets Jack Ripner. Soon after take off she realizes that she is in fact kidnapped by Jack who needs her in order to assassinate William Keefe, head of Homeland Security. Jack threatens her with her fathers death if she refuses to co-operate. At 30000 feet and nowhere to run, what does she do?

Directors: Craven Wes

Actors: Murphy Cillian,Cox Brian,Kasch Max,Scalia Jack,Pine Robert,Gilliard Carl,Lester Loren,Pavel Philip,Thriller,

can anyone advise the best route to take about my physical imperfections?
i was once a handsome looking young lad, now , because of life stress ive aged prematurely in my face , dark lines under my eyes, wrinkles , frown lines in forehead , open pores in skin…..

bleached skin around my forehead and temples where i excessively used to dye my hair years ago, i accidentally bleached areas of my skin…..i have an olive complexion.

did a minor chemical burn to my scalp through excess dyeing of hair, have little red veins underneath the surface of my skin.

minor physical deformities through injuries years ago and recklessness ; a crooked little finger that droops over slightly………..2 missing teeth at the front, bottom row ….im balding , taking a balding treatment medication.

a nhs surgeon said ; my little finger could not be repaired with surgery and that i will just have to live with it.

whats even worse is ive always been a perfectionist vanity person…..causing me to feel even worse about all this .

someone recently in one of my recent questions suggested the ” surgery route ” to correct my premature ageing and minor physical deformities .

i cant decide what to do at this point : – to invest and use good skin care products like face washes and creams etc.

to save up for laser surgery or dermabrasion – ( a couple of yahoo users said this procedure has good results.)

OR
to consider something else ….. what is a face lift ? , could this surgery help me ? – what is it for ?

would i need it ?

right now its depressing because i couldn’t afford the surgery route if i wanted to because i live off disability and would have to save up a fortune.

anyone offer an opinion on any of this ?

War
War (2007)

IMDB rating: 6.30

Plot: After his partner Tom Wynne (Terry Chen) and family are killed apparently by the infamous and elusive assassin Rogue (Jet Li), FBI agent Jack Crawford (Jason Statham) becomes obsessed with revenge as his world unravels into a vortex of guilt and betrayal. Rogue eventually resurfaces to settle a score of his own, setting off a bloody crime war between Asian mob rivals Chang (John Lone) of the Triad’s and Yakuza boss Shiro (Ryo Ishibashi). When Jack and Rogue finally come face to face, the ultimate truth of their pasts will be revealed.

Directors: Atwell Philip G.

Actors: Li Jet,Statham Jason,Lone John,Guzman Luis,Rubinek Saul,Ishibashi Ryo,Kang Sung,St. Patrick Mathew,Choi Kenneth,Cheng Mark,Kosugi Kane,Action,Thriller,

Does anybody know something that strarts with "h", "k", and "l" to do with the civil war?
I have a project for school and I can’t find some information, if you can help than Thanx!


Happy, Kewl, Lucifer.
Quest! | Feb 04, 2010


is that an uppercase i or a lower case l
forget tibet… FREE AMERICA | Feb 04, 2010


IDK try google, if that doesn’t help well try bing……… bing!
RyanBLOWSyourmind | Feb 04, 2010


H- Horses
K- Kentucky, Kansas
I- Ironclades
Pollywog | Feb 04, 2010


H = HISTORICAL battles, included Port HUDSON

K= KILLED in Action – 110,000 soldiers

L = President LINCOLN
me | Feb 04, 2010


L = Important: Lincoln. Also Lynchburg, VA saw a major battle (June 17-18, 1864.)

Plus here is a list of other battles that start with L:

LaFourche Crossing Louisiana June 20-21, 1863
Lawrence / Lawrence Massacre Kansas August 21, 1863
Lewis’s Farm / Quaker Road / Military Road Virginia March 29, 1865
Lovejoy’s Station Georgia August 20, 1864

H = Important: Harper’s Ferry, WV (Sept 12 – 15, 1962)

Here’s a list of other battles that start with H:

Hampton Roads / Battle of the Ironclads Virginia March 8-9, 1862
Hancock / Romney Campaign Maryland January 5-6, 1862
Hanover Pennsylvania June 30, 1863
Hanover Court House / Slash Church Virginia May 27, 1862
Hartsville Tennessee December 7, 1862
Hatcher’s Run / Dabney’s Mill / Rowanty Creek Virginia February 5-7, 1865
Hatchie’s Bridge / Davis Bridge / Matamora Tennessee October 5, 1862
Hatteras Batteries / Fort Clark / Fort Hatteras North Carolina August 28-29, 1861
Haw’s Shop / Enon Church Virginia May 28, 1864
Helena Arkansas July 4, 1863
High Bridge Virginia April 6-7, 1865
Hill’s Plantation / Cache River / Cotton Plant Arkansas April 2, 1865
Hoke’s Run / Falling Waters / Hainesville West Virginia July 2, 1861
Honey Hill South Carolina November 30, 1864
Honey Springs / Elk Creek / Shaw’s Inn Oklahoma July 17, 1863
Hoover’s Gap Tennessee June 24-26, 1863

I = Iuka, Mississippi. Battle was fought here Sept. 19, 1862.
surojabu | Feb 04, 2010


Not sure if the last one is an i or an L … but if it is an L then (Lincoln) for Abraham Lincoln who was the President.
Go Here:
 http://www.civilwar.org/education/histor y/glossary.html

Its a list of glossery terms for teh Civil War

Hope that helps :)
Wendy H | Feb 04, 2010


Harper’s Ferry
Kennesaw Mountain
Iuka

all battle sites
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d_dock_2000 | Feb 04, 2010


use l for lee, like general robert e lee
war of northern aggression | Feb 04, 2010


What the hell has American education come to? They’re teaching the history of the Civil War with the freakin’ alphabet game?
In most other first world nations, children are bilingual before the 8th grade. Here we play the alphabet game…. Awesome.
Verbal Spartan | Feb 04, 2010

Just Cause
Just Cause (1995)

IMDB rating: 6.10

Plot: The year is 1986. In Ochopee, Florida, 11-year-old Joanie Shriver is kidnapped, raped, and murdered. Bobby Earl Ferguson is arrested by officers Tanny Brown and J. T. Wilcox, who proceed to beat Bobby into confessing to the murder. Bobby is placed on trial, where Bobby’s defense attorney McNair puts up a lousy defense for Bobby, and Bobby is sentenced to be executed. Now, eight years later, Bobby hands a letter to his grandmother Evangeline and asks Evangeline to go to Cambridge, Massachusetts, to hire Harvard law professor Paul Armstrong to clear Bobby’s name. At Harvard, Paul is attacking capital punishment in a campus debate, when Evangeline arrives and hands the letter to Paul. Paul goes home, where his wife Laurie is throwing a birthday party for their young daughter Katey. Laurie reads the letter and she encourages Paul to take the case, even though he hasn’t practiced law in 25 years. Paul, Laurie, and Katey head to Florida, where Paul meets Bobby in the prison. Bobby tells Paul his side of the story and what Tanny and Wilcox did. Paul begins to believe that Bobby was railroaded. Bobby tells Paul to speak to Blair Sullivan, a man who is also on death row. Blair gives Paul some clues that could prove Bobby’s innocence — and Blair’s own guilt. But in the process of trying to clear Bobby, Paul learns some disturbing truths about Bobby, putting Paul and his family in a fight for their lives.

Just Cause

Directors: Glimcher Arne

Actors: Connery Sean,Fishburne Laurence,Underwood Blair,Harris Ed,Murray Christopher,Travanti Daniel J.,Beatty Ned,Slezak Victor,McCarthy Kevin,Crime,Drama,Horror,Mystery,Thriller,

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well with your mom, just make her something to eat, bring her something to read, just kind of pamper her. tell her not to worry because you are here for her. Your jaw does that sometimes, its nothing to sweat about! Mines done it too :) its just like your knuckle cracking or your neck popping unless it hurts badly then you might want to get it checked out.
sexygeryl | Feb 05, 2010


Your jaw cracking is natural – it may be slightly offset but that’s very common. It is nothing to worry about.

Your mother needs quiet and rest. The things you can do are to make sure that she isn’t doing jobs round the house (because someone else is doing them….hint,hint) and to make sure you are not disturbing her rest with loud noises. Extra things that might make her feel better are making her hot drinks, soft music, a warm bath and a warm bed

I hope she is better soon
Vamp | Feb 05, 2010


hahahaha cuzz you always cuzz
qmikesgp | Feb 05, 2010

Daddy Day Camp
Daddy Day Camp (2007)

IMDB rating: 1.60

Plot: Daddy Day Care pals Charlie and Phil are back in this hilarious, all-new adventure: Daddy Day Camp! When the dads expand their childcare magic to Camp Driftwood – serving up sports, crafts and teaching the kids a thing or two about nature, they discover the camp has everything it needs except a plan to put the bullies of rival Camp Canola to shame. With some quick thinking, teamwork, a secret weapon and some off-the-wall crazy antics, the dads and kids unite to make sure Daddy Day Camp secures its rightful place in kid camp history!

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Directors: Savage Fred

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Jokes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?
What are some of the most hilarious jokes you’ve ever heard?

Here are some of mine:
A little girl just stands there on the edge of a cliff, crying. A priest comes along. He asks her, "Why are you so sad, little girl?". She responds, "My mummy and daddy went down the cliff there." As he looks around carefully, he begins taking off his robes, "This is just not your day.."

A short one: What is white, sticky, and goes 1000 mph across the sky?

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The coming of the Lord!

A longer one: (somewhat dirty) A little panda bear goes into a pros-house. He goes into a bed with one of the female pros. He begins giving her oral. Da pros. wakes up halfway. She is about to chase the panda bear away, but decides to let him finish cuz it feels so good. He finishes.. and starts to leave. W8, she says, "you didn’t pay me yet!" The panda bear shrugs and continues walking out. She then holds up a dictionary. Look here! The panda bear comes back. She flips to prostitute, "Someone who gets money for services done with body" The little panda bear just shrugs and goes to the definition of panda bear. "eats bushes and leaves"

long one (clean): Two friends are out hunting. Suddenly, one falls to the ground, eyes fading. The other calls 911. The operator picks up. "My friend is dead! Hurry up and take him to the hospital!" The operator responds, "Wait.. chill out. First, make sure that he’s dead. There is momentary silence, then a gunshot.
The friend says, "Ok. What’s next"

(one to Sherlock Holmes) Sherlock H. and Watson are out camping in the stars. They begin sleeping in a tent. Halfway through the night, Sherlock Holmes wakes up.
He shakes Watson up and asks him.
"Look into the skies. What do you see?"

Watson responds, "I see millions of stars twinkling."
Holmes says, "And what do you deduce from that?"

"Well, if there are millions of stars, theres a very good chance that there is a planet like Earth. Therefore, there may be another planet that can support life."

"No, you dumb_ _ _ , someone stole our tent!"
Star me if you liked the questions/answers :D


Oh My God! Those were absolutely hilarious! I really enjoyed them, thanks a bunch for sharing!!!.

Brainz | Oct 29, 2009


hehehe
chowderl | Oct 29, 2009


I’ve told the last two before. The rest I don’t really like, sorry.
Float in your own direction… | Oct 29, 2009


I only got the hunting one and the Sherlock Holmes one.
lmbo. they were funny though!
I guess you could call me a blonde(:
-Phillies Phreak- | Oct 29, 2009


haha those are funny. my frand told me this 1, her sister fwded it to her and she showed me, ok here goes: (LANGUAGE!!)
an elephant went up to a camel and asks, ‘hey, y do u have boobs on ur back’ then the camel answers, ‘ ain’t that some sh!t coming from a fukcer with a limp d!ck on his face

we were laffin so hard cuz she showed me this in science class. ah, good times.
**i <3 B@m@N @nD pId3Rm@N** | Oct 29, 2009


hahahah your one is so funnny your got good jokes, please read mine too hope this make you laugh :D

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Shelly. Shelly was very girly and liked wearing pretty skirts. She wore skirts every day.
One day at school, a young boy named Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym. So Shelly did.
When Shelly got home, she told her mom about her day, and included the part about the jungle gym.
"Shelly, don’t do that. He might just be trying to look at your underwear." said her mother.
What the big deal was, Shelly didn’t understand.
The next day Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym again. So she did.
Shelly again told her mother about her day, including the jungle gym moment.
"Didn’t I tell you, young lady?" fumed her mother. "He just wants to see your underwear!"
"But Mommy, I tricked him," said Shelly. "Today I didn’t wear any underwear!"

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain…..do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds:
"He wasn’t kissing my neck – he was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, he thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him It was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you, too."

Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it.
While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS. When the friends leave the son asks, ‘Dad, you are dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?’
The father replies, ‘I don’t want them screwing your mother after I’m gone!’

Who’s This Guy
after a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That’s me before the operation."

Three men walk into a cave, and hear a voice from the back.
"I’m coming to get you! And I’m going to eat you!"
The first man runs away.
They hear the voice again.
"I’m getting closer! And I’m going to eat you!"
The second man runs away.
The voice comes once more.
"I’ve nearly got you! And I’m going to eat you!"
The last man bravely walks on.
And at the very back of the cave, he finds a small boy picking his nose.

Teacher: Whoever answers this question can go home now 1 hour early
Student: Accidentally shoots a spit ball at his teacher
Teacher: who shot that spit ball
Student: I did by mistake. See you tomorrow.

A man went into the public toilets to relieve himself. The first cubicle was in use, so he went into the next one. As he took down his trousers, he heard a voice from the other cubicle.
"Hey, hows it going?"
Not wanting to be rude, he replied, "Not too bad thanks."
A few seconds later, he heard the voice again.
"What are you up to?"
Somewhat relunctantly, he replied, "Having a quick sh*t, what about you?"
He heard the voice again.
"Hold on, I’m going to have to call you back
Judy | Oct 30, 2009


There are some good joke teller’s on here and there is the better joke tellers , and you are the best
A Knight In Shining Armour | Oct 30, 2009


its ok. the first one makes no sense fyi. but i have a funny stories. me and and my friends were eating and then she farts. not funny. i no! thats wats so funny! MWAHAHAHAA
JoBrosLover101 | Nov 05, 2009

Queen of the Damned
Queen of the Damned (2002)

IMDB rating: 4.60

Plot: After many years of sleeping in his coffin, the vampire Lestat awakens only to find that the world has changed and he wants to be a part of it. He gathers a following and becomes a rock star only to find that his music awakens the ancient Queen Akasha and she wants him to become her king…

Directors: Rymer Michael

Actors: Townsend Stuart,Perez Vincent,McGann Paul,Manon Christian,Spence Bruce,Newton Matthew,Mora Tiriel,Devoy Johnathan,Farnham Robert,Standish Conrad,Horror,Music,Fantasy,

What is a good vampire movie?
I like foreign and American films :)
Here are some I’ve already watched:
Let the Right One In, Dracula (MANY versions), Interview with the Vampire, Queen of the Damned, Vampire Journals, Paris, Je T’aime (not really a vampire movie but has a vampire scene), Vampire Hunter D (1 & 2), Van Hellsing, Underworld, Lost Boys… and a couple others. Any suggestions? (Please, no Twilight. That doesn’t fall under the category of a "good" vampire movie.)
Sorry, I said no Twilight. I don’t much care for teenage psuedo-vampire dribble.
As well, I have seen Shadow of the Vampire and I must applaud Wilem Dafoe’s performance as Count Orlok.


1970s:
House of Dark Shadows (1970)

Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman (2009)

IMDB rating: 7.10

Plot: When the Amazon princess Diana escorts pilot Steve Trevor home to the United States after his crash-landing on the mystical island of Themyscria, she must also deal with the ambitions of the Greek god Ares. Ares intends to use an ancient artifact, the Hand of Rage, to plunge the world into a centuries long war that will also ensure his revenge against Themyscria’s Amazons. To save her people and the world, Diana must become Wonder Woman.

Directors: Montgomery Lauren

Actors: Fillion Nathan,Molina Alfred,McCallum David,Platt Oliver,Animation,Fantasy,Sci-Fi,

What do men have in the space where a woman has a womb?
Stupid question I know, but me and a friend were wondering what men have in the space where a woman’s womb is.

Any help appreciated :)


Basically the same thing as the woman without the womb there as well. So intestines, bladder so in short nothing specific to men
Taylor | Feb 04, 2010


the prostate is in about the same location…
BIGgourami | Feb 04, 2010


Don’t forget the prostate gland.
Julie | Feb 04, 2010


they have a prostate gland down there..  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate thats about it that we women dont have.
although if a woman isnt pregnant, the womb isnt very big size of a fist maybe?
thenewmoon | Feb 04, 2010

Barbie as Rapunzel
Barbie as Rapunzel (2002)

IMDB rating: 5.10

Plot: In this contemporary twist on the classic fairy tale, Barbie (voiced by Kelly Sheridan) uses the power of her own creative energies to paint her way out of the confines of a castle keep and save her prince from the nefarious clutches of Gothel, the evil witch (Anjelica Huston). It’s a charming animated tale that finds Barbie far from the sandbox and in a fantasy land with rabbits and dragons for friends and a chance at romance.

Barbie as Rapunzel

Directors: Hurley Owen

Actors: Corlett Ian James,Corlett Ian James,Hildreth Mark,Kaye David,Kaye David,Kelamis Peter,Kelamis Peter,Roberts Russell,Gaze Christopher,Klassen Terry,Klassen Terry,Animation,Family,

Zion, How do you take care of your eyes??? Help~!?
Now I have some questions…what do you think abour movies/shows with dragons, vampires, bashing, obcenity,..?
Do you think you can watch a cartoon with dragons in it like Barbie: Rapunzel, wich portrays a dragon very friendly?
How would you tell if a movie is right to watch even if it’s for children ? What categories of movies are best recommended for Christian audience?
As a Christian what kind of movies do you watch?


Just good clean ones, that’s all, if your conscience bothers you change it, God uses your conscience to direct you, I don’t do vampires, supernatural, dragons, if obscenity goes on and on and clear I move on, same with sex, but I really don’t watch movies much, I keep my T.V. tuned to Religious channels, Joel Osteen, Praise The Lord, the church channel, I listen to My T.V. as a radio, as I do my work or cooking.

Seeker of Truth | Nov 24, 2009


"special" children are as a result of the parents sin. spread the word.
Luke | Nov 24, 2009


No interest in fiction escapism stuff, next thing you know I’ll be going to church?
Ae | Nov 24, 2009

Dead Man
Dead Man (1995)

IMDB rating: 7.60

Plot: Dead Man is the story of a young man’s journey, both physically and spiritually, into very unfamiliar terrain. William Blake travels to the extreme western frontiers of America sometime in the 2nd half of the 19th century. Lost and badly wounded, he encounters a very odd, outcast Native American, named “Nobody,” who believes Blake is actually the dead English poet of the same name. The story, with Nobody’s help, leads William Blake through situations that are in turn comical and violent. Contrary to his nature, circumstances transform Blake into a hunted outlaw, a killer, and a man whose physical existence is slowly slipping away. Thrown into a world that is cruel and chaotic, his eyes are opened to the fragility that defines the realm of the living. It is as though he passes through the surface of a mirror, and emerges into a previously-unknown world that exists on the other side.

Directors: Jarmusch Jim

Actors: Depp Johnny,Thornton Billy Bob,Farmer Gary,Wincott Michael,Henriksen Lance,Pop Iggy,Glover Crispin,Haynes Gibby,Boes Richard,Duckworth George,Hurt John,North John,Mitchum Robert,Schrum Peter,Byrne Gabriel,Byrd Eugene,Drama,Western,

Mid life crisis? Is that what this is?
I have cried more then I have in my entire life because I am an older self supporting single mom that no one wants. I cannot find anyone who wants to get to know me to date me. My sexual desires have tripled in the past year with no one to fulfill them. I have no one to talk to, or to listen to me or to cry on their shoulder. Men my age sexual desires are decreasing just when I need them the most. I feel very desperate with in my self…like time is running out. My life is coming to an end and am afraid I might spend it alone. I am having feelings I have never felt before. I just do not know what to do with myself or my feelings. I thought I was doing well for myself on the OUTSIDE, but inside I am dying. I look older then I really am because of the way I used to live my life (it is catching up w/me.) I have false teeth because of a broken jaw I used to have. The bone is just as good as dead and will not sustain proper blood flow nourishment. I am a horney old lady with a f*cked up face and a young child no one wants to love. I am afraid I will not find anyone to love me the way I have always dreamed of.


You have a very low self-esteem. This is in turn making you less attractive to the opposite sex.

Its like a vicious circle – you need to be confident to look good and to be confident you need to look good.

Work on yourself first – make yourself better looking and watch as the men come!
bergy10 | Feb 08, 2010


I’m guessing that you are about 40? That’s when women’s hormones really kick in and we get hornier than we ever have been in our lives. We desperately need a man then, I know what you mean! Find a younger guy, who is really horny too, and won’t care if you have a broken jaw. Forget men your own age for now. If you got an itch, you got to scratch it, right? Go to a bar when your kid is at their father’s house, and meet somebody at least for the night. I met my husband (now married for 13 years) in a bar, and so did my sister (now married 10 years). I was 40, and had two kids, he was 32, and I’m no raving beauty, and he is quite good looking. Don’t sell yourself short, you’re the only one that is holding yourself back from finding a man and maybe even love.
Lizzie | Feb 08, 2010

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